"It's art if you call it art." - John Baldessari (at least I think I heard Baldessari say that in an interview, though I can't find it, but it feels like Baldessari so let's give it to him)

I (Joshua) live on the second floor of a two-flat in Forest Park, IL with my two boys. Next to our building is another two flat with a windowless brick wall. We bought this very inexpensive projector, the kind